So, I had a dream last night...
Nicole Kidman and I were friends. We were such good friends that she invited me to go with her so she could get surgery to become a superhero Mermaid. We got to the surgery place and while we were waiting for the "transformation" I accidentally tripped over a bunch of wrapped Christmas presents and ruined the process. She got really mad at me asked if I would hold her Justin Bieber for her while she went to get the car. Strangely, he was was pocket size.
When Nicole Kidman came back I loaded the Christmas presents into the car and it was then that we remembered, all this time we were on our Lunch break from work and if we didn't clock back in for the day we would get a write up, GASP! So we raced back to work. Then we remembered that we couldn't remember where work was and cried together in the car over the thought of our future write-ups.
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